2009/01/18

BMW car sex manual, we also learn

(1) REMOVE SEAT BELTS.
(2) MOVE FRONT SEAT SLIGHTLY FORWARD.
(3) LOWER BACKREST,NOT QUITE ALL THE WAY.
(4) PUT SMALL PILLOW OR FOLDED CLOTHING ON SEAT BOTTOM:HELPS SOFTEN SEAT HINGE HITTING PARTNER'S BACK.
(5)MAKE SURE EMERGENCY BRAKE IS IN DOWN POSITION.
(6)THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM IN DOOR POCKETS FOR CLOTHES,PLEASE NOTE PHALLIC DESIGN OF DOOR PULLS.
(7)BE CAREFUL OF FEET ON DASHBOARD WHERE TOGGLE SWITCHES FOR WINDOWS AND LIGHTS ARE CLUSTERED.
(8)ALLOW FEET TO GAIN PURCHASE IN CUTOUT IN SIDE OF CENTRAL CONSOLE.
(9)THERE'S MORE ROOM ON PASSENGER SIDE,BUT DRIVER SIDE MIGHT WORK WITH FEMALE-ASTRIDE POSITION.
(10)DON'T WORRY ABOUT CAR ROCKING-THE SUSPENSION IS VERY STIFF.

----DONALD ERICKSON


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BMW joint venture car project in China gets initial approval - report
The first stage in Bayerische Motoren Werke AG's joint venture plan to make cars in China has been approved by Chinese officials, Handelsblatt said, citing the Beijing-based official newspaper of the Chinese Communist Party.

It said the next phase is for BMW to complete a feasibility study by end this year and sign a joint venture contract with local partner Brilliance.

The party's official newspaper said BMW will hold 50 pct in the joint venture. Billiance and the Chinese government will take 40 pct and 10 pct, respectively.

It said initial capacity is planned at 20,000 cars annually and 40,000 in the second phase.

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